Five Fortunes

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Q: What do you call the money you pay to the government when
you ride into the country on the back of an elephant?
A: A howdah duty.

Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C
is lower than those of other principal female opera singers?
A: A deep C diva.

Learn to pause -- or nothing worthwhile can catch up to you.

Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.

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