Five Fortunes

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Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?
A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog.

Your sister swims out to meet troop ships.

You are taking yourself far too seriously.

Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted;
persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting
to find a plot in it will be shot. By Order of the Author
-- Mark Twain, "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn"

You will be divorced within a year.

Five Fortunes

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