Five Fortunes

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You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.

Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout.

Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
A: One less drunk.

It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely
the most important.
-- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, "A Case of Identity"

Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?
A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.

Q: How long does it take?
A: It's indeterminate.
It will depend upon how many flats they've brought with them.

Q: What happens if you've got TWO flats?
A: They replace your generator.

Five Fortunes

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