Five Fortunes

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You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.

To be or not to be.
-- Shakespeare
To do is to be.
-- Nietzsche
To be is to do.
-- Sartre
Do be do be do.
-- Sinatra

Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?
A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.

Q: How long does it take?
A: It's indeterminate.
It will depend upon how many flats they've brought with them.

Q: What happens if you've got TWO flats?
A: They replace your generator.

In the first place, God made idiots; this was for practice; then he made
school boards.
-- Mark Twain

Q: How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying?
A: When his lips move.

Five Fortunes

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