Five Fortunes

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In the first place, God made idiots; this was for practice; then he made
school boards.
-- Mark Twain

You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend.

You will be given a post of trust and responsibility.

Your boss is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

Gone With The Wind LITE(tm)
-- by Margaret Mitchell

A woman only likes men she can't have and the South gets trashed.

Gift of the Magi LITE(tm)
-- by O. Henry

A husband and wife forget to register their gift preferences.

The Old Man and the Sea LITE(tm)
-- by Ernest Hemingway

An old man goes fishing, but doesn't have much luck.

Five Fortunes

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