Five Fortunes

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Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope?
A: To get to the other slide.


Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we
are not the person involved.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"


She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot.
-- Mark Twain


Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.


You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your own.

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