Five Fortunes

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Q: Why did the programmer call his mother long distance?
A: Because that was her name.

Gone With The Wind LITE(tm)
-- by Margaret Mitchell

A woman only likes men she can't have and the South gets trashed.

Gift of the Magi LITE(tm)
-- by O. Henry

A husband and wife forget to register their gift preferences.

The Old Man and the Sea LITE(tm)
-- by Ernest Hemingway

An old man goes fishing, but doesn't have much luck.

Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, "Hold, enough!".
-- Shakespeare

Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a
thing he tells you.

A tall, dark stranger will have more fun than you.

Five Fortunes

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