Five Fortunes

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Delores breezed along the surface of her life like a flat stone forever
skipping along smooth water, rippling reality sporadically but oblivious
to it consistently, until she finally lost momentum, sank, and due to an
overdose of flouride as a child which caused her to suffer from chronic
apathy, doomed herself to lie forever on the floor of her life as useless
as an appendix and as lonely as a five-hundred pound barbell in a
steroid-free fitness center.
-- Winning sentence, 1990 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.

Do not overtax your powers.

The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes.
-- George Gobel

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "Henry VI", Part IV

You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.

Five Fortunes

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