Five Fortunes

This got started to fill a need for some interesting Greeked text. There was an irresistible urge to make the page dynamic...


Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.


Q: What's hard going in and soft and sticky coming out?
A: Chewing gum.


Q: What is the difference between a duck?
A: One leg is both the same.


Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.


You will be audited by the Internal Revenue Service.

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