Five Fortunes

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You look tired.

Q: What's a light-year?
A: One-third less calories than a regular year.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead
lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

All say, "How hard it is that we have to die"--a strange complaint to come from
the mouths of people who have had to live.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

You would if you could but you can't so you won't.

Five Fortunes

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